Apparently pets do not get to go to heaven. Another reason I am glad I'm not going with the 3% of the population who are better than the rest of us.
Saturday, 21 May 2011
Rapture this
In case you all get sucked up by the Rapture tomorrow, I would like to take this opportunity to say have a good trip and I will be looting all of your shit.
Apparently pets do not get to go to heaven. Another reason I am glad I'm not going with the 3% of the population who are better than the rest of us.
In honour of the rapture I am now going to slam a shot of vodka and bang my husband. Heaven!
Apparently pets do not get to go to heaven. Another reason I am glad I'm not going with the 3% of the population who are better than the rest of us.
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8 evil thoughts:
did you write that after the shot of vodka? ^^
Nah...I was lying. I had a shot of water, but that doesn't sound as badass
Heee heee - looks like I wasn't raptured. Was anyone? (Will they be missed?)
Hahahahaha ;)
What time zone is the Rapture anyway? These things are so vague
I'm going wherever Shannon goes =D
I will corrupt you yet HO
um I'm lost, what is a rapture?
Yes go you evil thing- you've yet to live up to your name...corrupt HO it will be amusing...and boy do I need some ;)
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